Red Carpet Report: MTV VMAs 2013.

The annual MTV VMAs took place yesterday night in Brooklyn and the red carpet was filled with beauty and a bunch of beasts. While I expected nothing more than tackiness, I saw a lot of uber stylish/dapper men walking down the carpet with god given confidence, something that the females of the night should look up to for next year! My head is aching after preparing this post for over an hour and truthfully all I have to say is below each outfit. I really tried my best not to be too ironic but you will see for yourselves that this is too hard even for the most kind-hearted. 


Coco Rochas in Fausto Puglisi. I love coco, I love Puglisi, this is divine.
Carly Aquilino seems cute (and a fond fan of Ariel)
Justin Timberlake looking dapper in his suit with no tie. Love the shoes!
Lady Gaga I love you.
The ever sophisticated/classy Taylor Swift in Herve Leger By Max Azria.
Very chic and beautiful but please,  she is only 23 years old and she looks like 35!

Lady Gaga in seawear (lol). I love her!
Ariana Grande. Cute as hell!
Erin Wasson in Alexandre Vauthier Couture.
 Mixed feelings but in the end it's a no. I hate that underwear thing.
Zoey Deutch in Jonathan Simkhai, tres tres chic!
Katy Perry in Emanuel Ungaro by Fausto Puglisi.
Well I love Puglisi, that's for sure, I just think it doesn't look good on her (and I get why she dressed in animal print .Clear promo for her new single called "Roar" but she could hire a tiger or something to walk the red carpet with her instead of turning into one herself)
Chanel West Coast.  What kind of a nickname is that?
And truthfully, it's insulting beingnamed Chanel and dressing like that.
Terrifying Richard Simmons in pyjamawear I guess.
Miriam and Olivia Nervo. I dunno if the dresses are ugly because
I can't see all of them but they lok a little punk driven to me and I don't dislike it all that much!
Alicia Quarles, chic & fine.
Grimes. Ultra stylish pants, shoes and accessories. The top irritates me in a way.
Rita Ora in Alexandre Vauthier Couture.
 Could have been a good red carpet moment but that skirt/rag thing just no. Too much too irrelevant.
Iggy Azzalea looking like Tweetie in Emilio Pucci.
She is beautiful but everything is yellow! Even her skin (lol) (bad lighting maybe)
2 Chainz in Versace. Well at least it's not boring.
J Woww. Bit dressy for MTV. (seems bit old-fashioned to me as well)
Katy Perry ruining her Ungaro outfit with her teeth moment. Why?
Ciara in Givenchy.
Looking cool even though she is in a dress that has been worn before on the red carpet. 
Miley Cyrus in Dolce & Gabbana. Tacky, bad, nah.
Jermaine Fowler. Um, ok!
Riff Raff. Could have been cool but then again...
 the sunglasses and the hair do and the posing.  Gosh..
Flying Lotus wherever that name came from you should go find it.
 (And I usually am excited when I see men in skirts)
Wiz Khalifa. He has some style man.
DJ Cassidy. He is so cute in his pastel attire and boater!!!!
Jillian Rose Reed. If not bad, for sure boring
 (now that I see the shoes once more, it certainly is bad)
Kendrick Lamar, casual sporty and a chain.
Tanisha Long. Pretty but dated.
Lady Gaga in Prabal Gurung. I will be honest. I LOVE Gaga, but the dress is bad.
The hair, make up and sunnies are great though.
Won't mention her name. Jersey Shore I think. Casual Bershka costumer. *puking*
Robin Thicke, being the typical dapper guy
and Paula Patton the typical Hollywood confused lady in her bad dress.
Chilli please go home, chill and hire a stylist. 
Holland Roden in Naeem Khan. Gorgeous!
Crystal Reed in Zac Posen. Ugly red paired with an uglier clutch. Stylists are dead or something?
Machine Gun Kelly. Grunge meets r&b in a way. I like it.
Molly Tarlov. Cute.
Lil' Kim. I hate Nickie Minaj and shelks like a bad copy of hers.
That's a travesty on top of a travesty.  
Danity Kane. Love how they look.
Joan Smalls rocking it! Love love love!
Jemima Kirke woke up one day (it happened to be 25/08)
and said "Great let's wear a red dress,
shocking pink shoes and a black Peru inspired caftan thing, it will look great on the red carpet".
Melissa Gorga. I guess it's ok.
Alexandra Daddario. This is a BAD top (or a bad bra)
Selena Gomez in Atelier Versace. Stunning! (even though I dislike her in general)
 (oh, and she has to stop dressing up like a 30 years old. gosh..)
Elie Gouldin trapped in a Brian Atwood gorgeous gown.
Is it me or does the head look like it's been copy pasted on top of some woman's body?
 Bad hairdo that is.. I mean your neck is covered, at least lift your bad hair up!
Jennifer Hudson looking dated and ready to errupt. Thumbs down.
Sarah Hyland in Marchesa looking tacky as hell. I love Marchesa but that dress is evil.
Desi Lydic. Just fine!
Diem Brown. Thumbs down.
Daft Punk. J'ADORE (obviously!)
Ryan Lewis & Macklemore. Love them both!!! (cheers for winning!!)
Congratulations to Will for raising such a hip dynamic duo! Love them
Miley Cyrus. Why do I love this?
Robin Thicke having a Bettlejuice moment. Like it though.
Drake. Just fine (have a problem though with the mixing shades of black)
Andandon Planet Earth Now.
Snookie is here.
I don't know why I'm including these two but I present you Shailene Woodley & Miles Teller. Boring as hell.
Tomo Milicevic, Shannon Leto & Jared Leto all of them looking uber stylish. Jared is DIVINE!
Alison Williams. Cute!
Ashanti semi naked. You are not Rihanna, just saying.
Naya Rivera. Bit dated. Bit Asos couture.
Throwback Gaga. Paparazzi days. Love her more in the Artpop era!
Adam Lambert. I did not recognize him. That's a good thing. Very stylish, love the shoes
Chanel Iman. Stunning.
Rihanna looking super casual (almost "Go to Starbucks" casual) but then again it's MTV, so it's ok with me!
Rocsi Diaz in Pia Pauro. Hot I think.
Mary Lambert. She lookes cute I wanna hug her! 
Kanye West in his typical Kanye West kind of uniform.
Vanessa Bayer. If the tights wear thicker and I coulnd't see through them, maybe this would be good. Maybe!